Fridays Joke

SRXThunder · Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 7:14 am Post subject: Fridays Joke

Q. What do you call a lead singer who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A. Homeless.
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GuitarJeff1112 · Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 10:54 am Post subject:

wow SRX, get something to do with your time

I had no school today, so I went and did some business for the family

Friendly Reminder: you have a family

ahaha
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Drainman · Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2003 3:06 am Post subject:

Alright all, this is the new joke thread.

keep it clean.

How do you kill a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff on the bottom of a pool.

Drainman
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GuitarJeff1112 · Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2003 5:47 am Post subject:

my friend, a singer, has this in her profile:

How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb?
1.One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
2.Two. One to hold the diet cola and the other to get her accompanist to do it.
3.Four. One to change the bulb and three to pull the chair out from under her.

How many altos does it take?
1.None. They can't get that high.
2.Two; one to screw it in and the other to say, "Isn't that a little high for you?"

How many tenors does it take?
Four. One to change the bulb and three to *sometimes angry female* that they could have done it if they had the high notes.

How many basses does it take?
None. They're so macho they prefer to walk in the dark and bang their shins.

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so if you're singer, you might get it, half of it goes *woosh* over my head though.
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