Attn: Assclowns

GuitarJeff1112 · Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:50 am Post subject: Attn: Assclowns

The King's birthday is November 12th.

I suggest you toast to me every hour of the day if over 21, or in Drain's case, eat some white rice, and drink some Mountain Dew.
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GuitarJeff1112 · Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 4:20 pm Post subject:

How'd I know SRX would pick the "you're stupid" one
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SRXThunder · Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:02 pm Post subject:

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Something from the fridge · Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:35 pm Post subject:

Okay, I'll be honest when I say that I have no idea about this whole assclown business, but before I vote for Jeff, I need to know a little more about what kind of ruler he will be. Granted, I'm not currently an assclown, but that doesn't mean I won't be affected by their monarchy, either.
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vwall · Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:39 pm Post subject:

I empowered the king...

So hierarchy should technically go thru the Duke.
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Drainman · Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 4:54 am Post subject:

The twelfth huh? In China, if you are born on the 12 of october, then you are a cursed man and will have genital problems before thirty. (from wearing boxers)

no no no

Just joking! HAPPY B-DAY!!! #Birthday

What should i do to celebrate? hmmm. Well since China doesnt have a legal drinking age, I guess I'll buy a beer and watch fight club. cheers. #Beer

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GuitarJeff1112 · Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 7:22 pm Post subject:

oh nice... I wasn't aware drain, drink on Laughing

Not sure how you did all that funky stuff, but thanks!

Oh, and it is now November, that magical month between October and December... in fact, it has been for *thinking* 12 days. Therefore, I am free of chinese crotch. Razz

I still haven't seen fight club.

In other news:

Fridge, I am Jeff. As Vwall said, he instated me as the king, but it's more of an honorary position. The Duke handles all affairs and can override my descisions. He's also old enough to be like my uncle or something (probably not my dad), and I'm no King Tut, I'm more like the Pharohs of Egypt. I get to be a flagrant idiot, and they do my work for me. It's quite enjoyable.

Fridge will be given the position of Axe Holder/Junior Night. He kinda just follows Drainman around and does his bidding.

So far the Rankings are:

Vwall- Duke Assclown (forever)

Jeff- King Assclown (until impeached)

Drainman- Sir Drain (protector of the King and Duke, and fan of the tightie whities, and china crotch)

Screecher- Bat Boy (Drain's personal ASSistant)

I'll just edit if anyone else joins/ is promoted I guess.
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GuitarJeff1112 · Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2003 8:24 pm Post subject:

Is it just me, or do my posts get less productive everyday?
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GuitarJeff1112 · Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2003 5:17 pm Post subject:

I'm pretty much posting this cuz I like seeing my SN all the way down that right column, don't you guys?
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nofiska · Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2003 9:04 pm Post subject:

okay...what the hell is this? who exactly made this *Poop* up? i can't believe you guys are doing this...unless there are any benefits of it, which i don't see any so far...but if there are then i'll be interested maybe
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nofiska · Posted: Wed Nov 19, 2003 9:08 pm Post subject:

rrgg...drainman u little *Horse's Patoot*...i wish i was in china now...haha but my grandpa said that there's beer in this house...i'm not sure if he was joking or not but i guess i'll find out soon Twisted Evil

by the way happy birthday!!if i was in china i'd have my friends and i have a toast to you with our beers as well!!
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GuitarJeff1112 · Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2003 1:26 pm Post subject:

ha great late response.

V-wall origninally called me King of the assclowns, which I took to heart and blew up into this... We've already strayed from it and left it behind, it's mainly just in my signiature now.
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nofiska · Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2003 7:01 pm Post subject:

haha...oh okay i get it.. Rolling Eyes

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Something from the fridge · Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 7:07 pm Post subject:

I like being an axe holder/junior night... kinda suits my day job, too.
Will there be opportunity to wield the axe, or must I hold it steady in case others wish to use it, making sure the blade is keen at all times and the handle firm and free from soiling?
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GuitarJeff1112 · Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2003 5:44 am Post subject:

I dunno... It seeems like most people have strayed from the court... you may need to clean out the stalls once in a while, but that's it unless there's some sort of fair or something
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