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GuitarJeff1112 · Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:41 am Post subject:

Yeah I have a black cat that doesn't shut his *Golly Gee* mouth as well.
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admin · Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2003 6:53 am Post subject:

Looks like a scene from Pet Cemetary.
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jamesron41 · Moderator Joined: 15 May 2002 Posts: 119

That's a cool cat. I love cats man. I have two myself.

SRXThunder · Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2003 3:25 pm Post subject:

Yummie, cat for dinner.
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GuitarJeff1112 · Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2003 3:38 pm Post subject:

Pet Cemetary = Awesome song by The Ramones
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Drainman · Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2003 10:26 pm Post subject:

Hmmm, cats, hmmm, cats.

Let me see if I can put this delicately, very delicately....

I *Golly Gee* hate cats. Useless animals that sit around and shed fur, trip you, do not obey, cannot be trained, won't take *Poop* outside, shed fur, shed fur and shed fur. My drummer has a huge white cat with long hair. It is disgusting, whenever we sleep over at his house, we are all covered in hair. It is nasty. Note, I don't hat ALL cats, just a good 99%. There are a certain few, like barn cats that catch rats, I think they are OK. Other than that, I detest them.

ALSO! They are ALWAYS yowling outside my F*cking window at 3 in the morning, while having wild cat sex...do you know how much I wish guns were legal in China? #Cussing out

Speaking of which, Chinese eat cats. Rock on.

Most respectfully to all cat lovers,

Drainman
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GuitarJeff1112 · Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2003 11:30 am Post subject:

hmm. perhaps you are the great white cat to the chinese people, and they are going to eat you.
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admin · Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2003 2:05 pm Post subject:

I'm with Drainman.
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Drainman · Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2003 3:56 pm Post subject:

Sorry Jeff, the analogy is lost.

what do you mean?

And look! The admin agrees with me, there has got to some truth in what I say then, no?

bahahaha

Drainman
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GuitarJeff1112 · Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2003 5:37 pm Post subject:

well you said you were white
and you live in china
and they eat cats
and you hate a big white cat
so I was calling you that big white cat
and saying the chinese will eat you.
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scrEEcher · Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2003 10:10 pm Post subject:

Sorry. I don't like cats either. The drummers cat, as Drain says, is the most disgusting creature ever to plague our lives. We hope it kicks the bucket soon, since it really old....

My cousin has an ENORMOUS cat. It has a diameter of 1.5 feet. This thing had a habit of hiding on the towel shelf in the bathroom. It never did like me. I went in there to do my business, and when I was washing my hands this black thing with two glowing eyes hisses at me. I almost shoved a toothbrush down its throat as a reflex. Scared the crap out of me.
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Drainman · Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2003 12:26 am Post subject:

Hey, at least when his cat was neutered, China didn't have any anaesth*** however you spell that. He tells, with all seriousness, the day that poor schnookums was tied spread eagle at the vet's offic on a table.

they used kitchen scissors.

So not only is it annoying, it's balless.

lol

Drainman
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nofiska · Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2003 6:54 am Post subject:

hahaha dude that's *Golly Gee* halarious! i'm not really a big cat fan either...but i can tollerate most of them...except for the wild ones that i see on the streets of china...the ones that don't shut up at 2 in the morning outside my window...
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