Its after midnite!!!

vwall · Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:40 pm Post subject: Its after midnite!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So how old are you!!

Have a GREAT one!!!

#Birthday

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admin · Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 2:43 am Post subject:

*lighting candles*
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Drainman · Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 5:16 am Post subject:

Can you drink yet? Now that's the real question.

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SRXThunder · Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 6:50 am Post subject:

{{Toasting with my coffee cup}} Hey, it's 8:30 am, what do expect? I'll pop a cold one in your honor when I get home this evening.
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GuitarJeff1112 · Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 7:31 pm Post subject:

yeah... 17...

Thanks for the candles and such

Didn't think you'd toast me, but cool, get drunk cuz I can't

I got a birthday card on lined paper from a cute blonde, and a dollar from a short "badass" chick.

Another blonde then proceded to get up in the middle of class and give me a head massage... don't know why that felt good.

Oh then a (female) friend of mine that forgot to get me the present she said she was getting tried to fall asleep on me standing up as I went to the library.

My 'rents and great aunt got me a coat (so I don't freeze my *Horse's Patoot* off and I can possibly get rid of my franken-cold) and 100 bux towards my new amp.

My brother is sending me the new Guster CD.

My sister is buying me a rotating speaker emulation pedal.

So far all I have is money and a coat though.

right now, I'm contemplating talking to this girl (online) that really pisses me off cuz she completely ignores me all of a sudden, and didn't even say hi, let alone *acknowledge* me/my birthday. Crying or Very sad

High School... it sucks #evil

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Drainman · Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 7:51 pm Post subject:

AWWW...did Pimp Assclown get rejected?

17 huh?

what grade are you in?

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SRXThunder · Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 8:54 pm Post subject:

Word of advice, bro...stay away from on-line chicks. When I first started surfing the net ('9 Cool

I met this chick in Jersey. We hit it off and we were "together" about a year. She would fly down every 3 weeks or so (she was a travel agent) and we would spend the weekend together. About a year into it I got a unexpected phone call...from her husband Mad

. That ended my on-line female expierimenting.
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vwall · Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 8:56 pm Post subject:

duuuuuuuuude

Shocked

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SRXThunder · Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2003 8:58 pm Post subject:

Yeah, and he wasn't calling to see how the weather was. I talked to her on-line a few days later and her responce was, "Well, I was waiting for the right moment to tell you." I felt she could of found the "right time" sometime in a year. Rolling Eyes

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scrEEcher · Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2003 6:09 am Post subject:

LOL.

Wow. I guess I won't try to find a gf online...

Did the guy give you any death threats? Threaten to visit you for one weekend?
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SRXThunder · Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2003 6:52 am Post subject:

All of the above. I felt really bad because I was honestly clueless and I had just gotten out of a 5 year relationship where that had happend to me. Of course, I wasn't married...but it still sucked. ANyway, she justified it by saying he had never been faithful to her and has had a girlfriend since they first got together. My question was, "Then why did you marry him?" People don't make much sense to me sometimes.
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GuitarJeff1112 · Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2003 12:00 pm Post subject:

gee. all the Assclown stuff has turned to friendly bonding... glad things have turned back to positivity, despite my actions. Laughing

Yeah, I'm 17 and in the 10th grade (oldest sophmore to ever hit the school Sad

)

oh and this girl isn't an "online girl"

I met her at school, she's a year ahead of me (but younger). She used me to get her boyfriend back, who made her mad, so she started getting all up on me to make him jealous. It worked, and I had a lot of fun. Then they got back together, and it sucked, but then he started being a dirtbag again, so on a school trip, "Jeff the Pimp" (they did call me that) had her along with a couple young NY ladies and Canadian girls. Much to the distaste of the band teacher, I learned how to "club dance," from all 3. (you guys know what I mean).
Too bad I'm not that lucky all the time. I never talked to any of them again, 'cept the girl from school, who actually fell for me. But... This year, she completely ignores me and pretends not to know me.

SHORT VERSION: She's not an online chick. I have been called a Pimp (which is laughable, cuz I'm an umpire (metaphor) ). I am in 10th grade

there you have it
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SRXThunder · Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2003 12:07 pm Post subject:

The ones you don't hear from again are the best kind! Wink

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GuitarJeff1112 · Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2003 12:11 pm Post subject:

yeah but I still see the one I really liked EVERYDAY... and she's really cute Crying or Very sad

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